id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Randomize
