I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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