god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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