Don't you send me to vm
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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