kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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