3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
My room smells like vodka and shame
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
you have to choose: penises or morals?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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