I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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