lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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