Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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