dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i will never coherently bang her
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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