I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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