Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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