i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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