How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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