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dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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