why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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