So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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