how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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