I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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