ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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