He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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