But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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