I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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