i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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