There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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