i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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