Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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