i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
a search helicopter?!
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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