When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
