Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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