You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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