Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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