butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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