I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
this hospital has no fireball
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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