they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
