What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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