is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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