I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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