I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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