If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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