If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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