There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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