The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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