The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I am never drinking with the goths again.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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