My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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