I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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