Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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