I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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