NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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