I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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