I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
She made me pour olive oil on her.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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