Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
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